Rumer: Hey Mom. Think I should hike up the top of my dress a little bit. I’m on the verge of a nip slip.

Demi: Go with it, sweetie. Play up your assets.

Rumer: But then my boobs will be all over the gossip blogs.

Demi: Exactly. It’s good publicity. With your name you have it cut out for a career in entertainment. You can either be an actress or a pole dancer. Either way we have the bases covered.

Rumer: Oh Mom. You’re so smart.

Demi: I just want to see you succeed, sweetie.

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Here’s Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s silly Christmas video. I’m not a prude but I’m not thrilled with Ashton calling a very young girl a bitch. She looks too young to even spell the word. Anyway, it’s kind of lame and kind of inappropriate. I’m sure someone will find it funny.

Not safe for the kids.

First Demi Moore chats with Hilary Swank and Maggie Gyllenhaal throughout the Miss Sixty fashion show at Bryant Park in New York City yesterday, then she was “visibly upset” when she couldn’t find her driver to bring the car around and had to be escorted by a security guard. But when fans began calling her name for autographs at the IMG lounge backstage, Demi should have complied with a few instead of turning around and walking away.

From Page Six:

DEMI Moore seemed to have a lot to whisper about with Hilary Swank and Maggie Gyllenhaal as they sat in the front row at the Miss Sixty fashion show in Bryant Park yesterday. But Moore grew visibly upset later when she couldn’t reach her driver to bring her car around. A security guard who overheard her losing her cool helped her get away from all the people who were swarming her, and she was brought to the IMG lounge backstage. But that was even worse, The Post’s Marianne Garvey reports. There was a large group in the lounge that had won a contest to sit backstage. When Moore walked in, thinking she would be alone, they all began screaming her name and asking for autographs. Moore immediately left.

Not too cool, Demi. You need as many fans as possible because you don’t exactly put butts in the movie theater seats anymore.