If you thought Eva Longoria was a mouthful, try pronouncing Eva Longoria-Parker.
“I actually completely adopted the new name and I love it - I’m a Parker now!”I love every bit of it - I like the tradition of changing the name.
“I’ve been getting used to being called Mrs. Parker for a while now, it’s really nice to hear. Especially in Texas, everyone is really respectful there.”
How special.
Eva Longoria is the latest celebrity to be rumored to have a sex tape. This time it’s The Sun doing the reporting.
EVA LONGORIA is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet.
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.
If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since PARIS HILTON’S One Night In Paris.
Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites.
Last year Longoria was rumoured to have featured in a sex tape which also made it online, but it was found out to be fake.
Will she or won’t she be Desperate for it NOT to come out?
If this proves to be true, I know lots of perverts who can’t wait to get their hot little hands on that one.
Let’s forget for a minute that Eva Longoria is dressed in bronze. Let’s forget the wide pants that do absolutely nothing for her. Instead, focus your attention to the wrinkles. This is a friggin’ Emmy party, Eva. Get thee to a steamer.
You just got married, you’re on a tropical island….surely you should be smiling, no? You know, all of Eva & Tony’s post-wedding photos look like this. They’re not looking the happy newlyweds, are they?
