Can someone please explain to me why Larry Birkhead is on Ellen? What did he do besides father a famous child? Mmm hmm. Thought so.

Larry Birkhead continues to show off his little money maker, his daughter with the late Anna Nicole Smith, Dannielynn. Anyway, here’s footage of the Birkheads on last night’s ET swimming with the dolphins.

Larry needs to get a job so he’ll stop selling his daughter to the highest bidder.

And the Anna Nicole Smith saga rages on. Larry Birkhead and his former attorney, Debra Opri, are still fighting over money.

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The National Enquirer is reporting Larry Birkhead is looking to cash in on his little moneymaker baby, Dannielynn, by shopping around a reality show and it looks like the E! channel might just be interested.

Larry Birkhead is no Jed Clampbet — but he is about to get his own TV show, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

The still unnamed reality show project is under development at the E! network. It will focus on Larry and baby Dannielynn’s life after Anna Nicole Smith’s death, according to a TV insider.

“Larry’s on the verge of signing with E! for a show that could be on the air by next spring,” a Hollywood source told The NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

E! execs think Dannielynn’s a goldmine (um, so does Larry) and they believe the show’s a guaranteed hit.

What a slime. To think there was a time when I felt bad for Birkhead.

The folks at Ok! don’t play! When Larry Birkhead did a story with Us Weekly, they were rather pissed and threatened to take the gloves off.  I’m happy to report the throwdown has begun.  They’re claiming Birkhead is using Dannielynn as a prop just to get himself some publicity. Well did it take them this long to realize that? Or are they just mentioning it now that they’re pissed, because to me it’s been obvious since the git-go that she’s his million dollar baby.

“OK!’s experience with Larry has been….repeated requests to the editorial staff to make himself look more appealing to the reader and to write a story denying rumors about his sexual preference. Larry also requested that OK! arrange for him to have designer suits to wear to the Kentucky Derby.

OK! has also witnessed Larry’s selfish behavior firsthand. During the magazine’s first shoot with Dannielynn and Larry, he appeared more concerned with his hair than the baby. Afterward, while going through the photographs, Larry preferred several shots where Dannielynn was not looking into the camera or not looking her best because he thought he looked better in them. Of note is the fact that, in some of these situations, Dannielynn seemed to be looking off at Howard’s more familiar face. Larry also seemed to be using Dannielynn almost like a prop, willing to pass Dannielynn off rather quickly to Howard once the cameras stopped rolling.”

That poor little girl. She needs to be adopted by a family that has nothing to do with Birkheads or Sterns or Arthurs or any of the other moneygrubbers looking to get a piece of Anna Nicole and Dannielynn.