November 15th, 2007

What a joke. Lindsay Lohan spent a whole 84 minutes in jail today. Really, what a joke. These celebrities are showing you can break the law and get out of jail in mere minutes. What incentive is that to behave? Lest you think she got off easy compared to Nicole Richie, you can rest assured she did more time - two minutes more.
Jail officials called her professional (what is this, a job?) and cooperative. She has now paid her debt to society. Aren’t we ever so impressed?
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